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Good morning,

WLFI told token holders theyโ€™re reinventing the financial systemโ€ฆ

Meanwhile, they're running the playbook every epically collapsed token ran before it.

Yeah, I said it,
Austin Campbell

Teaching students atย NYU Stern
Teaching c-suites atย Zero Knowledge

ZERO IN

BACK UP
๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ WTF ARE THE TRUMPS DOING?

WLFI is the Trump fam (until they were scrubbed from the website) crypto project. WLFI token is $WLFI. WLFI stablecoin is $USD1 ( โ–ผ 0.01% ).

Dolomite is where the Trump fam can cash out using other peopleโ€™s money.

WLFI collateralized the unlocked $WLFI on Dolomite โ†’ borrowed $75M in stablecoins โ†’ sent $40M+ to Coinbase Prime, the institutional OTC venue where crypto gets converted to USD and wired to a bank.

BREAKDOWN
๐Ÿงญ DOL-LOCKED-MITE

$WLFI tokens are locked, forcing holders into a two-year cliff and three-year linear vest. If they accept. If not, their tokens stay locked indefinitely.

In seven months, WLFIโ€™s goalposts have moved three times:

  1. Sept 2025: tokens unlock & trading begins

  2. April 2026: 2-year cliff + 3-year vest + 10% burn

With each revision shrinking retailโ€™s exit, but widening WLFI execs.

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Decentralization theater? Legitimately decentralized protocols offer at least:


1/ real protections against unilateral freezing of assets
2/ governance with little or no control over depositor funds

David Morris

BAG HOLDERS
RETAIL (+ THE WHALE WHO WAILS)

$WLFIโ€™s token is down by 82% with the exit doors locked.

Including Justin Sun, $WLFIโ€™s biggest bag holder ($75M) who wilded out:

WLFIโ€™s response:

When your biggest known backer calls your thing a "trap masquerading as a door," and the response is along the lines of "see you in court"

โ€ฆand then you LITERALLY end up in court? WTF!?

ZERO OUT

DECENTRALIZATION THEATER

WLFI wears the cloak of a crypto project, signaling a "pro-crypto" Trump administration while selling the masses no meaningful governance

with most peoplesโ€™ tokens locked into a two-year (or indefinite!) waiting room...only so the WLFI can cash out using a channel one of them controls.

Why would anyone agree to this?

Well, they wouldnโ€™t (which is why WLFI took away their ability to choose!)

& When Justin Sun is closer to right? Wet, swampy ethical ground. All around.

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Blockchain will suffer with the behavior of bad / unethical actors , but the beauty of this technology is: itโ€™s the reason any bad behavior is visible at all.

Austin Campbell

ZERO INSIDER


Joined Law of Code with Jacob Robinson to talk about the $280M Drift Protocol hack & Circleโ€™s call not to freeze the stolen USDC. 1 week later? Called it. Class action.

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